
Plates & PRs
A five pound PR, if anyone finds the 2.5s.
30-day money-back guaranteeFree shipping $75+Any 3 shirts $5 off
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Nobody Saw Anything T-Shirt -
Uplifting T-Shirt -
Progressive Overload Longer T-Shirt -
Rack Is Calling T-Shirt -
Out Of Breath T-Shirt -
Pug Plate Moon T-Shirt -
Haven't Lifted Everything T-Shirt -
High Rollers T-Shirt -
All Weights Liftable T-Shirt -
My Therapist T-Shirt -
If You See T-Shirt -
Big Three Curls T-Shirt -
Plateau Society T-Shirt -
Rage Consumes Me T-Shirt -
Weight And See T-Shirt -
Big Lifts T-Shirt -
Collars Count Too T-Shirt -
Same Save File T-Shirt -
Training Age T-Shirt -
Seated Under Barbell T-Shirt
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Any 3 shirts: $5 off + free shipping
- $5 off any 3
- $15 off any 6
- $25 off any 9
- Jokes only lifters get. Original designs, printed when you order.
- Soft ring spun cotton. Light, breathable, true to size.
- 30 days to decide. Refund or replacement, your call.
About these shirts
Two plates a side is a day every lifter remembers, and most of us told people who never asked. These funny weightlifting shirts are for anyone who does plate math between sets and still gets it wrong. Every design is an original inside joke about lifting, printed when you order it. The tee is soft ring spun cotton, light and breathable, unisex and true to size. Load up: any 3 tees are $5 off and ship free.